Since it's the holiday season, many of us will be seeing that ancient coffee commercial again.
Yes, it's cute, but: 1) by now, the little girl in it is probably old enough to be the model in this post, and 2) Coffee's great and all, but don't tell me it's the best part of waking up..
P.S. While looking for info on the commercial, distressing word is that it's been remade?? Aw, hell.. what don't you just remake this while you're at it and ruin another childhood Christmas memory for me (and probably even my Dad!)