Just once, wouldn't you like to get this kind of service when you're stuck in an airport while your flight is delayed? These days, you're lucky if the screeners don't make you strip down to the level of the ladies above. Or less*. In case they do, you may want to be wearing something from Diesel's new Fall/Winter 2010 Intimates collection. Happy and safe traveling trough the (very) friendly skies!
*FYI - not that my girlfriend or I have any plans to be flying any time soon, but that hasn't stopped us from trying out that 'Enhanced Pat-Down' on each other. In the privacy of your own home, with someone who enjoys you touching their junk and vice versa, we're sure it's a lot more fun than in an airport..