Amber Valletta: The Lingerie Model Next Door

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Check this cast: Jackie Chan, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus and Amber Valletta. They're all in a movie opening today called The Spy Next Door. Why do I feel the need to add: 'No, I am not making this up.'?

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Ms. Valletta's been building quite the nice acting resume' for awhile, so it's not that she's in a film; it's looking at the assembled cast of a film with the tag lines 'Spying is easy, babysitting is hard' and 'Part spy, part babysitter, all hero' that seems a bit loopy. (In fairness, it's supposed to be a fun comedy you can take kids to. Or watch on DVD in three months chugging a beer every time some kid character does something that results in a 'grownup' character getting hit in the nuts.)

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So, I doubt Ms. Valletta will be in the above wardrobe, but you can thank the movie's release for prompting me to fix a huge oversight on my part. Amazing as it seems, somehow, we'd neglected to ever do a fufL post about Amber Valletta.