Whose Bra Beat Jordan?
'You'd think that in a bra battle of any sort, Jordan would win hands down. But apparently not. The busty star was beaten by none other than TV presenter Lorraine Kelly in a charity auction.
Nice one.
Both ladies had offered up their own bras for sale at the Brighton Ball auction to raise money for breast cancer.
Jordan's sexy Agent Provocateur bra, size 34FF, fetched a measly £2,000, whereas Lorraine's modest 36B brassiere sold for a whopping £3,100.
Who'd have thought it?
A chuffed Lorraine said: "I was delighted but surprised that my wee bra, which is a lot smaller that Jordan's, sold for so much.
"But good on her for joining in."
The auction raised £40,000 for charity.
Ms Kelly also came third in a poll for best celebrity real breasts last month.
Didn't she do well?'
Many guys would have thought it: who says bigger is always better?
P.S. FWIW, when I ran the above post through Blogger's spell-check, it kept insisting I should replace the name 'Jordan' with the word 'joyriding'.
Make up your own joke, if you haven't already..
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