Blue Monday 05 16 11: Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Tweet

A week or so ago I was checking the Tweety (as Craig Ferguson would say) when I noticed a post from Doutzen Kroes that Candice Swanepoel (above) had officially joined twitter. The launch of Candice Swanepoel.com marks a good time to do that. Then last week, I noticed a tweet from Ms. Swanepoel that Erin Heatherton (below) had come aboard as well. We mention this A) so those who'd like to follow them can B) so those following any bogus accounts claiming to be them are warned (nah, who'd have any bogus twitter accounts?) and C) it gives us a great excuse to run a double-strength Blue Monday of both lades, each wearing Vicky's, of course

Adriana Lima V

As tweeted by fan site adrianaFlima.net ; the July 2010 cover of Spain's edition of V Magazine, photographed by Mario Sorrenti. The American edition of their Sexy Body Issue #66 is scheduled to be out July 4th. Limited Edition scratch-off(!) covers featuring Eniko Mihalik, Lily Donaldson, Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly are available at their site. Sorry to ruin your day; Ms. Lima's edition may come with the full set, but it's not a scratch-off version. See? Just as with scratch-off lottery tickets, your luck just ran out.

Blue Monday 6 28 10

From a Marks & Spencer campaign or two back, the always-lovely Noémie Lenoir for Blue Monday.

And last week as posted on twitter by the always-lovely-herself Ana Beatriz Barros (@Ana_B_B):



'Me and Noémie Lenoir shooting for Russian Vogue in London.'

Brooklyn Decker - Want To Bet?

The image above may be how you're used to seeing Brooklyn Decker. Certainly you've noticed her on one of the biggest magazine covers of the year:



Poor girl needs help with her strings. And her bowling, apparently. She lost a bet to her husband, Andy Roddick, and she and his coach's wife ended up on an evening on the town in outfits picked out for them. To wit:


From Ms. Decker's twitpics

The complete outfit. The worst part is the boys applauded everywhere we went so that people would turn & stare. As if my puppy purse and rainboots weren't enough...

You know, I could think of some rather interesting bets for my girlfriend and I to try, though I don't know if this would be the result. But you have to give her points on a sense of humor.

Apologies if you had already heard the story: it's one I'd been meaning to post, and when I was quoting Ms. Decker's twitter feed for our Adriana Lima post earlier this week, it reminded me it was past time to get to this one.

Milla Jovovich - Resident Lingerie

Model-actress-singer (or, is it more like actress-model-singer these days?) Milla Jovovich has graced several editions of Maxim magazine editions around the globe with a particularly wonderful display of herself in black lingerie over the past few months.



As Ms. Jovovich said in the text of the interview,

I had a little girl recently, and I'm doing this to show off my post-baby body. Lingerie and a sheet were all I needed.. I know it's all about my body. I want to give readers exactly what they want, and they want to see me.

Have a double-vision:



Ms. Milla is currently on-screen in the abducted-by-aliens feature The Fourth Kind, as, well, herself and the character she plays. Meanwhile she's been hard at work on the next Resident Evil movie, where she's been tweeting up a storm:

we have a new catch phrase on this movie "spritz the guts and go!" 6:20 PM Nov 10th from mobile web

My new theme song 4 the day (think melody from "she works hard for the money")but the words r: crawling thru zombie guts 6:41 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry

Well that's a wrap 4 th day!I've just spent the last 8hrs. In a dusty,crusty,dark tunnel.I hve bloody,scratched up elbows 8:05 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry

And bruises the size of dinner plates on my knees, but I have to say, its been a gr8 day. I'm tired and I'm going home to see my little girl 8:07 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry

Have fun and follow along at twitter.com/MillaJovovich



Not surprisingly after following her tweets, but it you have a couple days to kill, don't miss her official website, www.millaj.com. Do not go if you have only five minutes spare time. It's wonderfully content-rich, not only with pictures but lots of info and comments. Few celebrities are going to take the time to put together, or even have someone else put together a site this well-done.



Bonus: She also appears in a feature for the November 2009 Vogue Italy photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth.

Great Reason To Watch Greek: Olivia Munn in Bra and Panties

On twitter last evening:

@oliviamunn Tune into Greek on ABC Family tonight... I'm pretty sure its the episode where I'm just in panties... Pretty sure.



Ms. Munn forgot to mention the 'hey-they-caught-me-with-my-blouse-unbuttoned-in-a-locker-room scene'. Probably something to do with that 140 character limit..



And why would her character, Lana, just kind of calmly carry on a conversation in the scene with the two guys who walked in on her changing?



Because A) It's in the in the script B) So millions (ok,hundreds of thousands) of us Attack of the Show fans might tune in.



Check out ATOS on G4, Greek on ABC Family (man, they aren't kidding when they say it's a new kind of family..) the lovely Ms. Munn's official website, her brand new magazine(!) and her twitter page. For that matter, check out the frankufotos Lingerie twitter page. That covers just about everything, except-

The End.



You know, I actually like full-backed cotton panties on a woman, but there's got to be a lower cut than those, unless Olivia's character is going to start wearing Mom Jeans..

Dita Von Teese Tweets

..a photo of herself and two unnamed models at the launch of her Wonderbra Party Edition line due out this Winter. She looks quite stunning personally modeling items from it, as well..







To follow her tweets yourself, check out twitter.com/Ditavonteese.