My girlfriend, my mother, and several other women I've spoken with recently have a habit of spontaneously bringing up two things about the current season of the U.S. version of Dancing With The Stars: They cannot believe Brooke Burke has four kids and looks that good, and that Cloris Leachman wasn't booted off after the first week.
Strangely, the few times I've tuned by the show (not counting the two times I was with my girlfriend, thus, legally obligated to watch the damn thing since she wanted to) I somehow managed to catch Brooke's performance. Not that the wardrobe malfunction in this post's title has come close to happening, but a lingerie lover can always dream..
Once again, time to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Annoy your coworkers, classmates, friends and enemies alike by coming up with any excuse to -HARRRRRRRR!- roll yourrrrr RRRRRRRRRRs, matey!