Blue Monday 04 25 11

Doutzen Kroes recently joined the ranks of VSMs (Very Sexy Moms), she's back at work barely eight weeks later, and she's set to make her movie debut.

As if all that wasn't enough, how about getting to meet her as part of a trip to this year's upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? True, that would cost you some coin, but it would help out relief efforts in Japan. (CharityBuzz.com can also hook you up with a private dinner with Natalia Vodianova or getting to hang with Heidi Klum for a day).

Not out-of-the-world enough for you - and you really want to pony up into the stratosphere - really - and you've always thought Ms. Kroes was out-of-this-world? You can literally join her in space(!) to help fight HIV/AIDS. What in the world, or any other planet, it would cost to go along with her on the first Dutch commercial space flight, I wouldn't even want to guess. But you have until July 2nd to save up. Kind of hard to put a price on a verifiable story that begins, 'So Doutzen Kroes and I were in orbit together the other day, and she says to me..'

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Miranda Kerr: Very Sexy Mom

In case you hadn't heard, Miranda Kerr and husband Orlando Bloom welcomed a son named Flynn January 6th, making Ms. Kerr the latest VSM. She's even posted a photo of herself and Flynn taken by the proud Dad that apparently some have ..issues with?



For a rather fun take on that, check this dissertation. You can leave your own Congratulations for the happy family on that first link, and get a case of logic at the third.

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Gisele Bundchen Joins the Very Sexy Moms

With due respect to that Timberlake guy, with Gisle Bundchen around, no one really needed to bring Sexy back; it never left. Even though she's not officially a Victoria's Secret Angel anymore, she's done some work for Vicky's this year:



She also officially joined the VSMs List when she and husband Tom Brady welcomed a boy, named Benjamin.



Enjoy a few flashbacks, to Ms. Bundchen and one of the annual Fantasy Bras, a few behind-the-scenes types photos and some catalog memories.













And somehow Ms. Lima's made another cameo appearance this week.

Karolina Kurkova Joins the Very Sexy Moms

Second in a series this week (collect them all!) is Karolina Kurkova who became a VSM aka Very Sexy Mom when she and her fiance, film producer Archie Drury welcomed son Tobin Jack Drury October 29th.



So, in her well-deserved absence, relive a few memories of Vicky's Fashion Shows Past.



Smile, Mom!



Much better - The runway photos are from 2007; the backstage from 2002



Hey, there's another one of those other VSMs, a certain Ms. Lima



One more of Ms. Kurkova from 2007, and one more VSM to go this week..

Adriana Lima Joins the Very Sexy Moms

A brief recap: Since there's that other, cruder term out there, we've chosen a better one; Very Sexy Mom, or VSM. In Adriana Lima's case she got to officially join the club November 16 when she and her husband Marko Jaric welcomed a daughter, the lyrically-named Valentina Lima Jaric.











Since the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was filmed only a few days later, Ms. Lima was Absent with Leave. To make up for that, enjoy a few behind-the-scenes and other photos from her time at the 2003 VS Fashion Show..











BTW, exactly where do you apply for this Wardrobe Assistant's job?











Up next, new VSM Karolina Kurkova.

The Perfect (Fourth) One For Heidi Klum

There were some early, unconfirmed reports, but the news is official now and congratulations are in order for the happy parents: Mr. & Mrs. Seal have welcomed (another!) new baby, a girl they've named Lou Sulola Samuel.



It was only December of 2006 when Ms. Klum once again re-upped her credentials as a VSM.



An absolutely great excuse to use these four photos from Ms. Klum's campaign for Victoria's Secret's new Perfect One campaign. Do make sure you also click the link on that site labeled Perfect 360. After all, how often do you get the opportunity to twirl Heidi Klum in her bra and panties?



BTW - do you or a lady you know have what it takes to be one of Vicky's Angels? Check out our post this Friday..

Alessandra Ambrosio: Very Sexy Mom

As we told you last week, after some false Internet speculation, Alessandra Ambrosio finally did become a mom. Be prepared for all the obvious and eventually tedious MILF references. Taking not a thing away from the fabulous Ms. Ambrosio, and maybe because I Like to F my GF, I've never found the term endearing or friendly to whichever mom was being referenced. Maybe we need a new term. I thought of 'Hott Mommies', but though more respectful, it sounds just as juvenile as MILF. Inspired by the fact Ale's wearing a rather striking bra and panty set from Victoria's Secret's Very Sexy Collection above, how about 'VSM' for 'Very Sexy Mom"?

Very determined, too. As we saw with the original false birth announcement, not that it's always accurate. but word on-line is that Ms. Ambrosio intends to make it for this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Though seen in December on CBS, it's filmed in November. Maybe she just wants to beat Heidi Klum's Get-Back-In-Fantastic-Shape Record of a few years ago. Here's to success!


According to Ms. Ambrosio's official website:

'To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.
She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect. She hasn't cried once except for a second when they pulled her out. And we have now felt a new kind of love and joy that we never knew existed.

Love, Ale and Jamie'

A huge Congratulations to the new family from frankufotos Lingerie!